And now, for something completely different. . . Possums are planning to take over the earth! Don't let their small size fool you. They have been secretly gathering and are now bolding appearing where they haven't ventured before. At night they creep in our back yard and look in our windows. They have anger in their beady little eyes and are plotting revenge in retaliation for being our road kill for years.
Recently, they've even ventured in our front yard and waddled up our drive way. I'm sure they were projecting a mental barrage against the humans living inside. I could feel their evil thoughts. Don't think they are not clever. Just look at what they've been doing.
They've been hiding in cans to get inside our homes.
Possum Special Forces (PSF) have been busy training.
These evil monster have even been disguising themselves as human babies. Their evil knows no bounds.
Beware. Do not take this lightly. If we humans had been road kill for some master race of alien overlords, we would be plotting their overthrow. Wouldn't we?
Remain vigilant. The PSF may be operating in your neighborhood. It's only a matter of time before they rule us all. If you're still not convinced, look at this. This is their youth group, the members of the future PSF.
O, the horror, the horror.
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